Yo mama so crazy doctors readjust her meds on a daily basis.
Yo mama so crazy she has a beehive in her weave.
Yo mama so crazy when she wanted to fight, she said "It's me, myself, & I against you. It’s three of us & one of you".
Yo mama so crazy I saw her on a wanted poster at the post office.
Yo mama so paranoid she knows more about your girlfriend than you do.
Yo mama so paranoid she did a background check on all of your friends.
Yo mama so crazy she tried to screw the ATM to get money.
Yo mama is so crazy not even Google could translate her.
Yo mama so paranoid, when playing Monopoly, before passing go, she stops and looks both ways.
Yo mama so crazy she disses her kids with Yo mama Jokes.
Yo mama so paranoid she checks your girlfriends for breast cancer.
Yo mama so crazy I asked her if she liked Star Wars and she told me she has a vibrating light saber under her bed!
Yo mama so crazy she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama so crazy she put paper on the TV and called it paper view.
Yo mama so crazy she walks around in a strait-jacket.
Yo mama so crazy she allowed the priest to give you a prostate exam.
Yo mama so paranoid she double checks your doctor on WebMD during the appointment.
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