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Yo Mama so fat her ass has its own congressman.

Yo momma so fat, she went to Alaska and Sarah Palin shot her from a helicopter.

Yo mama's so nasty, the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon.

Yo Mama’s whiter than Jeb Bush in a Snow storm.

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said ouch.

Yo Mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama so fat, Harry Truman used her stomach as an atomic bomb in Japan.

Yo mama so poor, flood victims from New Orleans are giving her money.

Yo mama so stupid, the government banned her from homeschooling her kids.

Your mama is so fat, her farts are the leading causes of global warming.

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma so fat when she swam in the Mediterranean sea and even Italy couldn't kick her out.

Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.  

Yo Mama so short she makes Kim Jong Un look like Dennis Rodman.

Yo Mamas so fat she can't go swimming in Japan because whaling is illegal.

Yo mama so stupid, she's the reason women only make 75 cents on the dollar.

Yo momma so ugly, Donald Trump tried to disconnect her from the internet.

Yo mama is so greasey that she single-handedly increased oil production and lowered gas prices.

Yo mama so fat that she inspired Al Gore to invent the World Wide Web.

Yo momma so old when she puts on a green dress she looks like a dollar bill.

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks socialism means partying.

yo mama so fat when she got in a plane she was like the Japanese Kamikaze, up up up crash.

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