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Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama’s so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes
Yo mamas so ugly, she gives freddy krueger nightmares
Yo Mama’s so ugly, she trick or treats over the phone.
Yo mama’s so nasty, she bit the zombie and killed it.
Yo mama’s so ugly, the government decided to move Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama’s so nasty, a zombie smelled her and passed out.
Yo Mama’s so scary and dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama’s so ugly Slenderman runs from her!
Yo Mama’s so smelly, that the only treat she got on Halloween was disinfectant.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she was asked to be an extra in Thriller.
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job application.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama’s so hairy, Bigfoot took HER picture!
Yo mama’s so dirty, she makes 3 year old zombies look clean.
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she died, the grim reaper refused to take her.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she scared a black cat white.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama’s so greasy, the zombies that bit her died of a heart attack.
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